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Anna Nicole Smith claimed she used to have sex with a ghost
She revealed to America's FHM magazine:
"A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with
me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas. I used
to think it was my boyfriend, then one day I woke
up and found it wasn't."
Anna Nicole admits she was scared at
first, but soon realized she had nothing to fear because
the 'ghost' was giving her "amazing" sex.
She said: "I was freaked out about
it, but then I was, like, 'Well, you know what? He's
never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex,
so I have no problem.'"
Funny
There was
a seminar on "Psychic Phenomena" going on,
when the speaker decided to involve the audience.
He first asked,
"Everyone who has ever seen a
ghost, please stand up." Well, nearly the entire
audience stood up.
He then
asked, "Everyone who has ever had a close encounter
with a ghost, please remain standing." About
2 dozen people were still standing.
He then
asked how many people had been in the same room as
a ghost and 6 people stood up.
Finally
he asked, "Anyone who has ever had SEX with a
ghost, please remain standing." Everyone sat
down except this one man.
When the
speaker demanded if he had REALLY had sex with a ghost,
the guy replied, "Oh, I am very sorry, I thought
you said GOAT."
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