There was
a seminar on "Psychic Phenomena" going on,
when the speaker decided to involve the audience.
He first asked,
"Everyone who has ever seen a
ghost, please stand up." Well, nearly the entire
audience stood up.
He then
asked, "Everyone who has ever had a close encounter
with a ghost, please remain standing." About
2 dozen people were still standing.
He then
asked how many people had been in the same room as
a ghost and 6 people stood up.
Finally
he asked, "Anyone who has ever had SEX with a
ghost, please remain standing." Everyone sat
down except this one man.
When the
speaker demanded if he had REALLY had sex with a ghost,
the guy replied, "Oh, I am very sorry, I thought
you said GOAT."
